WOMAN -> ENGLISH DICTIONARY:

Woman: "I'll be back in 10 minutes, but I REALLY want to talk to you."
English: "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back, good riddance."

Woman: "I like you, just as a friend"
English: "Don't look at me you ugly son of a bitch, get away from me"

Woman: "I really do love you... I just don't want to go out with anyone"
English: "Fuck off"

Woman: "You're so mean"
English: "You're so hot"

Woman: "I want a nice guy"
English: "I want a total asshole who will treat everyone like shit except me"

Woman: Nice talking to ya.
English: Thanks for fucking wasting my time.

Woman:I already made plans.
English: You'd think I'd go out with you?

Woman: I love you, but we need some time apart.
English: Once you're out of the way I'll be single again so some asshole can
love me for my looks.