hey, i can rap! i can get a turntable, play an awesome old song, scratch it, and talk shit nobody can understand without (or sometimes with) a lyrics sheet! fuck you.

there is absolutely no talent involved in rap. i hate that redneck fag country shit, but i can respect the singers because they put effort into it. i can't say that about rappers. there is absolutely no fucking effort put into that piece of shit!

first you have the rappers who sing about how they're gangstas and are cool for shooting cops and doing crack and cocaine and bustin caps with their "niggas". it's been done, shut the fuck up. maybe the first time it was almost ok, but by now, these fuckers have to learn to shut the fuck up.

then you have the rappers singing bullshit like "i can rap better than you g, i'm the best rapper, if you don't listen to me, me and my niggas will bust a cap in yo ass". we don't want to know what you do to each other's asses.

then, we have eminem! "do you like primus? want me to shove nine inch nails up my eyelids?" FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT WITH AN ANNOYING FUCKING VOICE WHO SUCKS HIS COCK EVERY FUCKING MORNING! PRIMUS IS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER THAN YOUR FAGGOT ASS, AND NINE INCH NAILS COULD KICK YOUR FUCKING 90S POP CULTURE SUCKING ASS IN A FUCKING SPLIT SECOND! that is the only fucking time i am going to use capital letters because of the extremity of my hatred for eminem.

then the lowest form of life is puff daddy. who the fuck is he to take an excellent song like kashmir and turn it into the biggest piece of crap in the world, come with me, and put it in the worst movie in the world, godzilla? then there's the puff daddy wannabe, busta rhymes, who should fucking rot in hell! he ruined the greatest song ever, iron man, and he should be fucking burned at a stake for it.

if only jimmy page and robert plant weren't too fucking stoned, they would shove their foot so far up puff daddy's ass he'll be shitting size 13. now i'm gonna put some real music on, so fuck off.

-roto