it had a bunch of mindless drivel, then it said "tommy jeans: a declaration of independance". now if that isn't the biggest load of bullshit i've heard, i don't know what the fuck is.

everywhere i look around me i see some motherfucker wearing tommy hilfiger jeans. or tommy shirts. tommy calogne. tommy fucking underwear. why the fuck would you pay $20 extra just to have it say "tommy hilfiger" on it?

simple: you want to be just like everyone else. you want to own a pair of jeans that suck shit but say "tommy hilfiger" on them. a declaration of independance? it's just a decleration of fucking conformity.

wanna know what brand my jeans are? fuck, i don't even know! i went and bought the fucking things at aime's. i put them on... looked at the size... they fit my big 34" waist... and i bought the fucking things. they cost about $20 i think, which is still a ripoff, but it's better than paying $50 for tommy fucking hilfiger jeans.

then there's the people who go out, get spiked rainbow-colored hair, a nosering or two, a chain connecting from their nosering to their earrings, and then a chain connecting from that to their fucking cocks. then say that they're being "anti-conformist". bull fucking shit! you're conforming to the idea of "anti-conformity".

real anti-conformity is when you don't give a fuck what you wear! what am i wearing right now? jean shorts, a metallica t-shirt, glasses, and i have long black shitty-looking hair. am i trying to conform? no. am i trying not to conform? no. i'm trying to be who the fuck i am.

so to all you conformists out there... fuck you. when tommy hilfiger becomes "uncool" and you realize you wasted $50 on a pair of fucking jeans, i will be laughing my fucking ass off. see you in hell, -roto