i was watching mtv and i saw some video with some fuck inside some fucking cube saying shit nobody cares about. he wasn't singing it, he was saying it. all i wondered was, what the fuck is this? is this where music is fucking headed? everyone's gonna be inside cubes rapping?

you know, i used to get pissed when i'd see rap videos and some fucker was scratching some old records. what the fuck is he doing that for? is that supposed to sound cool? wow, he can scratch a fucking record. but they don't do that anymore, they do something much worse. instead of scratching records, they fucking steal records and rap over them.

that's not the only fucking bad shit they play on mtv. what about that song with those 3 flat-chested girls singing some "mmmbop" shit? what the fuck is that? fortunately, as i predicted, they were gone as quick as they came.

the pop rock industry is really fucking funny. because you should know when you enter it you're not gonna last long. nobody fucking does. why the fuck would you sing pop rock if you know how fucking easily that shit gets old?

it appeals to all the dipshits with bad taste and short attention spans. that's the problem with people, tiny attention spans. when an occasional good video comes on like korn's "freak on a leash", people think it's a great song of course...

however, just about a week ago i found myself singing freak on a leash and some motherfucker had the nerve to say "that song's old... it's not cool anymore." fuck you and your short little attention spans. if you want to fucking like a video for about a month, go listen to pop rock.

then there's the songs that are awesome but all the fucking dipshits ruin them by going around singing them every fucking day. something's gonna fucking get old if you exhaust it, dipshit. of course i'm referring to offspring's "pretty fly for a white guy". everyone only talked about how fucking awesome that song was since it came out. quit fucking singing it! shut the fuck up! you've ruined it for everyone! it was a great song, the 2nd worst on americana (the worst being *shudder* "why don't you get a job")... though that doesn't mean it's bad, americana's a great cd with the exception of why don't you get a job... but people acted like it was the greatest fucking thing to ever be made and of course, it got old.

then, i look at the "25 lamest videos". what do you know, "mmmbop" is on there. mtv fucking played it every day and wouldn't stop talking about how great it is but people got tired of it (i, for one, always hated it) and now mtv is being a fucking hypocrite to please their drooling, braindead viewers.

of course, it's one thing when the video actually is lame, which it is in the case of mmmbop. but then they put motley crue's "without you" on there. what the fuck? you're telling me some talentless leech rapping from inside a cube is better than motley crue? fuck you.

and what the fuck is with that spike-haired guy wearing the shit clothing? jesse crap or something like that. god, that video is fucking horrid. and that came from mtv itself! hey mtv, i'd like to nominate that for the lamest video of all fucking time, please. no fucking way, it came from them. they're not gonna put that on there.

this week's middle finger goes out to mt fuckin' v. i hope you people fucking burn in hell, and that goes out to both mtv and its braindead viewers.

now, get the fuck out of my face.

-roto