somehow they feel they have the right to interrupt my regular viewing of the simpsons to show me some fucking baseball game. that's why they fucking have espn! if i wanted to see sports, i'd watch espn, fox sports, or some other piece of shit channel!

all i wanted to do is watch the fucking simpsons! why can't they interrupt some shitty will & grace rerun to show baseball? that show should've been cancelled when it first fucking came out. some gay guy and some chick are best friends, they can't go for each other 'cause the guy's gay. wow! i could've pulled a better plot out of my ass!

but getting back to that piece of shit called baseball. what the fuck is with it, anyway? some fucker goes up to plate... grabs a bat... hits a ball... runs...may get out. doesn't that get a little fucking repetitive after a fucking while? how the fuck is this more worthwhile than the fucking simpsons?

and these people who hit a fucking ball get paid millions of dollars to hit things and run. there are a lot more exciting things to do with a baseball bat that also involve running, such as smashing an asshole's windshield in. you can get out if you're caught. you don't get paid a bunch of money for that.

and here we have doctors who save lives, teachers who spend all day educating america (though there are very few who actually teach something), and do they get paid as much as people who hit a ball and run around?

i've made my fucking point. now, go the fuck away.

-roto