roto: yes, about 1,000 people sent me this, so no need to send it anymore. i get the idea that you enjoy fucking yourself.

letter #2:
You shouldn't be miserable. You know, other people have it far worse than you. I don't think you have any right to complain! Just be happy with all that you have. And I think you should seriously get some psychological help.

roto: the fact that other people have it far worse than me makes me even more miserable.

letter #3:
What sits in the corner and is turning blue? A baby playing with a plastic bag! Har! Har! Har! Keep up the good work!

roto: people say my rants are pessimistic and that they overexagerate. get my idea yet?

letter #4:
YOU STUPID FUCKER! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FAVORITE SHOW! WILL AND GRACE IS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST SHOW EVER! YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO CONCEPT OF WHAT GOOD ENTERTAINMENT IS! SO GO OFF AND JACK OFF TO YOUR YELLOW SKINNED FREAKS! STUPID FUCKER!

roto: i always wondered who the hicks who gave that show nielsen ratings were. now i know. btw, see that button located under tab, about shift, and next to a? that's called caps lock. press it.

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